Why ‘Mute’ on Netflix is great, the critics are wrong, and you probably are too.

Words: Patrick Kolan | @PatchKolan I went into Mute not knowing a whole lot about it. It was so low-key a release that it flew under the radar of the target audience (that is, me). Then I was told that the critical response was resoundingly negative—running to about 15% positive on that aggregate marketing doom-beast [...]

Why ‘The Dark Tower’ Signals The Untimely Death of The Stephen King Cinematic Universe

WORDS: Patrick Kolan Let me tell you about The Dark Tower. In terms of cinematic tumult, the adaptation of dark-fiction sensei Stephen King’s offbeat horror-cum-western-cum-fantasy has weathered a lot. In the past twenty years, it’s changed directors and producers over and over, swerving back and forth from television to film, to a trilogy, back to [...]

Baby Driver | Spoiler-free Review

It delights me to report that Baby Driver is a monumental fucking triumph. This is the best action movie of 2017 and the best thing Wright has done to date.

Alien: Covenant Review | An Essay on Why Ridley Scott Shouldn’t Make Alien Films Anymore

WORDS: Patrick Kolan |  @patchkolan There are a few ways I want to approach this, so let’s get the obvious stuff out of the way. Alien: Covenant is a very pretty, very watchable disappointment in all the same ways as Prometheus before it. Nothing in the intervening years demonstrates to me that Ridley Scott has learned about [...]

A Cure For Wellness | Movie Review

You remember that kid in school, or maybe at work, who always thought he was smarter than everybody else – when in fact he was a grade-A dumb-shit with a big mouth and lot of swagger? That’s A Cure For Wellness – easily a contender for the worst film of the year – and it's only March.

Logan | Spoiler-free Movie Review

If there wasn’t another superhero movie after Logan - if Logan was the swansong for not just Marvel’s fan-favourite Cannuck but for all superheroes on celluloid, I’d be absolutely fine with this. I think, with Logan, we’ve now seen the upper limits of what comics-on-film can achieve.

Live By Night | Spoiler-Free Review

Words: Chris Neill The last 12 months have been rough for Ben Affleck. He’s had to suffer through the embarrassment of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, the overwhelming whatever-ness of The Accountant and his new status as a kind of funny Internet meme. While the announcement that he’s helming the new solo Batman movie [...]

Assassin’s Creed | Spoiler-free Review

It’s never a good sign when the audience starts laughing during “serious” moments in a film.

LA LA Land | Movie Review

LA LA Land joins the ranks of other great, hard-working musicals that sit on the periphery of the cinema landscape, pulling big numbers and high praise in a refreshing reminder that superheroes aren’t the only people jumping around in spandex on screens these days.