Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi | Spoiler-free Review

It’s too long by a good 30 minutes, feels like two films mashed together, has about five endings and it seems to be taking cues from the George R. R. Martin school of right-angled plot twists. Yet, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi is an embarrassment of riches – overstuffed with good bits, fan-service, stories and twists.

Why ‘The Dark Tower’ Signals The Untimely Death of The Stephen King Cinematic Universe

WORDS: Patrick Kolan Let me tell you about The Dark Tower. In terms of cinematic tumult, the adaptation of dark-fiction sensei Stephen King’s offbeat horror-cum-western-cum-fantasy has weathered a lot. In the past twenty years, it’s changed directors and producers over and over, swerving back and forth from television to film, to a trilogy, back to [...]

Baby Driver | Spoiler-free Review

It delights me to report that Baby Driver is a monumental fucking triumph. This is the best action movie of 2017 and the best thing Wright has done to date.

Alien: Covenant Review | An Essay on Why Ridley Scott Shouldn’t Make Alien Films Anymore

WORDS: Patrick Kolan |  @patchkolan There are a few ways I want to approach this, so let’s get the obvious stuff out of the way. Alien: Covenant is a very pretty, very watchable disappointment in all the same ways as Prometheus before it. Nothing in the intervening years demonstrates to me that Ridley Scott has learned about [...]

A Cure For Wellness | Movie Review

You remember that kid in school, or maybe at work, who always thought he was smarter than everybody else – when in fact he was a grade-A dumb-shit with a big mouth and lot of swagger? That’s A Cure For Wellness – easily a contender for the worst film of the year – and it's only March.

Assassin’s Creed | Spoiler-free Review

It’s never a good sign when the audience starts laughing during “serious” moments in a film.

LA LA Land | Movie Review

LA LA Land joins the ranks of other great, hard-working musicals that sit on the periphery of the cinema landscape, pulling big numbers and high praise in a refreshing reminder that superheroes aren’t the only people jumping around in spandex on screens these days.

Paterson | Movie Review (Spoiler-free)

There’s an old saying that you should appreciate the small things in life. These small things are where Paterson finds it’s meaning; that inspiration and happiness can come from the smallest objects or interactions.

The Grand Budapest Hotel: A review and study

*Author's note: As always, I have avoided spoilers – so there will be little discussion of the story itself. *   Wes Anderson’s work has a tendency to rub some people the wrong way. I will never understand them. They must see the world weirdly, in a different hue, to a different score. So does Wes, [...]